Welcome to a pile of slop

This is a page thats gonna be superrrr cool. My name is Eva, short for Evila. Yeah, I'm evil. I work on creating SLOP for the masses. My dad has a website too!!!

This is another paragraph about something really, really dear to me. I'm joking I don't have anything to write about right now except I don't want to goddamn do a surrealist painting for class. Can I just draw anime people and call it a day?
I can even do a line break? Wowowow. One day man.

I can't be a poet
But I won't be a fool
A cog, a tool
Man, I'd be no cool

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here is a riddle, answer correctly and win!

We aren't going into the day, nor into the night. Where are we going?

Hint: Look at the image below! Look harder, silly!
Ok. You don't have to be looking _{that hard.} calm down ^chill.

Answer: The fog!